segunda-feira, 21 de abril de 2008
Vejam bem porque é que um senhor decidiu vender o seu Mini Cooper, pelos vistos um dos 250 existentes no mundo:
Hehehe... Mini incompatível com obesos!
"Rir Muito e Muito Rir, Dá Saúde e Faz Sorrir!"
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"Shakira! Shakira!" xD
Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting
Shakira, Shakira
I never really knew that she could dance like this .
She makes a man want to speak Spanish:
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa...
Shakira, Shakira
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing
And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move
your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way
you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto
Oh I know, I'm on tonight my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira
Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so
you know
That's a bit too hard to explain
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de dia
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de dia
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira
Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
Señorita, feel the conga, let me see you
move like you come from Colombia
...
Por Diogo C. às 22:48:00 0 Komentário(s)
Baby I was born that far away so,
I speak English as a second language.
I don't understand the words I say,
There's no word that rymes with language.
Lucky that I have a smoken' body,
Cause I only sing in jibberish.
Lucky that I am uh such a hottie,
Watch my hips go quiverish.
Bebabebibabebibababa, Bebabebibabebibababa...
Good news for you, I'm double jointed, too!
Whatever, Don't Matter,
I can sing about pancake batter.
I will shake my derier,
And you won't go nowhere.
Bend over, Come Under.
Come enjoy my thighs of thunder,
I'll just toss my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere.
Lucky, that my hips arn't only droopy,
When I shake them they move mountains,
Lucky that these breasts are proud and perky,
And my lips are full and poutin',
Bebabebibabebibaaba, Bebabebibabebibababa...
Time to crawl into the mud!
Whatever, Don't Matter,
You wouldn't listen if I were fatter.
That I got a spicy rear,
So you won't go nowhere.
Peek under, turn over,
I make no sense if you are sober.
So I clash my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere.
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